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Random Things I Have Learned While In South Africa

• Just because the light is red doesn't men you have to stop
• In the same way just because the light is green doesn't mean you go
• When eating (unless you are with Americans) never ask for a napkin to wipe your face, it's called a serviette (don't ask)
•  Real Afrikaans men wear shorts, even when it's 30 degrees fahrenheit outside
• When driving on a One Way street all vehicles must be facing the same way but not necessarily moving the same way. 
• Dill pickles here don't taste like dill pickles in the States
• While standing in lines personal bubbles DO NOT exist, except for at the ATM's (which is nice)
• Hanson's MMMBOP, Sixpence Non The Richer's KISS ME, & Tiffany's I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW are popular songs on the radio
  
  
  I hope you had a nice laugh
  
  
  Amy